This is no ordinary bakery.

We don’t sell muffins. We serve real talk you can wear. Printed on cotton, sharpened with sass, made for the self-aware (or the fine-adjacent). Scroll down. The muffinverse awaits!
Oven with a muffin inside, surrounded by lemons and a teapot on a wooden surface.
Oven with a muffin inside, surrounded by lemons and a teapot on a wooden surface.

What is Chaos Muffin?

Chaos Muffin is emotional support with sass—it's like if Brené Brown and Bianca Del Rio had a lovechild. We celebrate the beautiful chaos of how we, muffins, cope: from keeping it cute to falling apart with flair. This, is real talk you can wear.
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What is Chaos Muffin?
What is Chaos Muffin?

Which Chaos Muffin are you?

We all cope differently — some sparkle through it, some crack and glow, some rise mid-mess. Pick your flavour of chaos, darling, and wear it like it’s couture recovery.
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Five cupcakes on wooden stands against a beige background
Five cupcakes on wooden stands against a beige background

Shop Your Mood

We all cope with chaos differently, muffin. Some sparkle to stay sane, some crack and call it growth, some rise mid-mess, and some finally make peace with the wobble.

Think of these as your emotional “mood lanes” — four ways we move through the mess and make meaning out of it. Pick the one that feels like home (for now), or try them all on. However you roll through it, there’s a mood for that, and it’s wearable.

✨ Frosted & Fine

For the ones holding it together with a smile and good lighting. You look calm, but baby, that’s strategy.

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💥 Cracked But Glowing

For the ones doing their best on three hours of sleep and sarcasm. You’re exhausted, but you still shine.

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🥣 Bold & Rising

For the ones figuring it out as they go — falling, learning, and showing up anyway. Progress counts, muffin.

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🌤 Soft But Golden

For the ones who’ve stopped rushing the healing. You’ve got range, grace, and a glow that doesn’t need fixing.

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Our Crumb de la Crumb

Black product with 'Curator of Calm Women‚Äö√Ñ√∂‚àö√ë‚àö¬•s Racerback Tank Top' design — for soft rebellion and everyday emotional expression.
Curator of Calm Women's Racerback Tank Top
From $30.00
Crimson unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt with 'Therapy Worked, You Should Be Afraid Unisex Tee' design — Emotional support clothing that celebrates effort.
Therapy Worked, You Should Be Afraid Unisex Tee
From $35.00
Pink product with 'I Sparkle, You Squint Drag Queen Supreme Racerback Tank Top' design — Unhinged fashion.
I Sparkle, You Squint Drag Queen Supreme Racerback Tank Top
From $30.00
White tote bag with 'Under This Gloss Tote Bag' design — Funny therapy gifts with emotional range.
Under This Gloss Tote Bag
$30.00
Squash product with 'Softness Is My Superpower Mens Tank Top' design — Funny therapy shirts that flex with feeling.
Softness Is My Superpower Men's Tank Top
From $30.00
Pink retro trucker hat with 'LOL Retro Hat (Black Thread)' design — Funny mental health merch with full sass protection.
LOL Retro Hat (Black Thread)
$30.00
White Left unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt with 'CEO Unisex Tee White' design — Emotional support clothing for your high-functioning meltdown era.
CEO Unisex Tee White
From $35.00
White product with 'New Era Loading Women‚Äö√Ñ√∂‚àö√ë‚àö¬•s Racerback Tank Top' design — for soft rebellion and everyday emotional expression.
New Era Loading Women's Racerback Tank Top
From $30.00
White tote bag with 'I Cry In 4K Tote Bag' design — Funny therapy gifts for meltdown queens.
I Cry In 4K Tote Bag
$30.00
Crunchberry unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt with 'Define Fine Unisex Tee (Black Print)' design — Funny mental health shirts that say what your smile won’t.
Define Fine Unisex Tee (Black Print)
From $35.00
Ivory unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt with 'Not Your Average Muffin Unisex Tee' design — Emotional support clothing for the existential snack with layers.
Not Your Average Muffin Unisex Tee
From $35.00

We are Chaos Muffin

We are the soft. We are the storm.

We are the overthinkers with punchlines, the nurturers with burnout scars. We are beautiful contradictions, baked under pressure

We are not here to perform perfection. We are here to live— deeply, weirdly, joyfully— with meaning, memes and a glass of mimosa.

We stay soft but sharp. We stay slightly unhinged. We glow through the cracks.

We are Chaos Muffin. 

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Shipping & Second Chances

Delivery drama? Emotional misfire? We’ve got you.
Whether your chaos is en route or your tee didn’t pass the vibe check, we offer tracking links, returns, and try-again rituals.
No guilt. No shame. Just fresh starts—frosted lightly.
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Care & Crumble Prevention

Because your garment—and your soul—deserve gentle cycles.
Wash cold. Hang dry. Whisper affirmations into the fabric if needed.
These pieces are emotionally ventilated and may flake under pressure (just like you).
Treat with care, or at least pretend to.
See full care guide.

Ask Auntie!

Spiraling? Ghosted? Still thinking about that thing you said in 2016?
Drop your emotional muffin mess in Auntie’s inbox.
She’ll roast you gently, hold you fiercely, and reply when the moon’s in retro shade.
It’s not therapy. It’s wisdom with edge.
Ask Auntie!

CHAOS MUFFIN

We bring comfort, clarity, and comedy to the emotionally rich (and occasionally unhinged) lives of those who know that growing up is messy, healing is nonlinear, and humour is holy.

Cracked but glowing since 2025
Made with equal parts burnout and butter.

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